I ordered a cheese pizza with extra sauce. I got a little more than i expected. I called back and asked for a remake, and the guy was a complete douche. Granted, i did claim that the pizza was “fucked up” and stated that it looked like it had leprosy, but fuck that asshole. He was a bitch and was like, “WELL. I made the pizza and it has the proper amount of cheese and sauce on it.”
But look at it! It’s fucking overflowing the crust!
The picture doesn’t do it justice.
Holy crap, Stuart! Who did you order that pizza from? Did you eat it?
Well, i got the remake that i requested, which was much better than this piece of shit. I’m still gonna eat it though.
