They mostly come at night...

...mostlly
I ordered a cheese pizza with extra sauce. I got a little more than i expected. I called back and asked for a remake, and the guy was a complete douche. Granted, i did claim that the pizza was “fucked up” and stated that it looked like it had leprosy, but fuck that asshole. He was a bitch and was like, “WELL. I made the pizza and it has the proper amount of cheese and sauce on it.” 
But look at it! It’s fucking overflowing the crust!
The picture doesn’t do it justice.  

I ordered a cheese pizza with extra sauce. I got a little more than i expected. I called back and asked for a remake, and the guy was a complete douche. Granted, i did claim that the pizza was “fucked up” and stated that it looked like it had leprosy, but fuck that asshole. He was a bitch and was like, “WELL. I made the pizza and it has the proper amount of cheese and sauce on it.” 

But look at it! It’s fucking overflowing the crust!

The picture doesn’t do it justice.