My Funeral
So, after deciding that i will be dying at a young age (probably due to high cholesterol/general fatness) i feel the need to start planing for my trip to the after world. My ideal funeral would be a viking funeral. To do this a few things will be needed:
1. a wooden boat
2. lighter fluid
3. fire
I think you get the general premise, but if you don’t, it involves placing my body in a wooden boat, lighting it on fire, and pushing it off into the sea. All of my possessions will be placed in the boat with me. NO ONE GETS ANYTHING - unless you can make an appealing case that you want the object due to it’s sentimental value. I don’t want people arguing over my shit (such as my laptop for example) only because it has a price value. I fully expect all of my friends to carry out this wonderful funeral idea.
