July 2009
1 post
May 2009
1 post
April 2009
10 posts
Just because you're gay...
diaryofanalcoholic:
does not necessarily mean that you are inherently attractive. Some people need to be reminded of this.
I really have no clue what you are talking about. I am fucking hot as hell (ripped abs and all) and have the best personality in the world. You are wrong.
Torrent Whore
A long time ago (aka last semester) Rob Wilder told me to download Dream Theater, citing many bands i like, and explaining that i would like their sound. Well, after months of not really liking their music, i said von boyage to the 4 gigs of music statically sitting on my overworked laptop. In exchange, i used my free hard drive space to torrent even more. Over the last few days i downloaded the...
This song title thingy
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, CLEVERLY answer these questions. Try not to repeat a song title. It’s harder than you think. Pick Your Artist: Rush (go figure) Are you male or female: Digital Man Describe yourself: Finding My Way How do you feel about yourself: Malignant Narcissism Describe where you currently live: La Villa Strangiato If you could go anywhere, where would you go: Xanadu...
This is potentially embarrassing
diaryofanalcoholic:
I haven’t been able to stop playing guitar hero pretty much since I bought it on Sunday (my folks bought me a Wii for my birthday as mine was stolen last fall, and I immediately went out to purchase this gem).
I just perfectly completed a song on hard (not Expert, mind you). It’s time to put down the plastic guitar and go outside.
Guitar Hero is pretty addicting. I had a...
Test/N00b
So, its been awhile since i’ve posted, and the only thing that inticed me out of this hibernation is the disorder quiz posted by a few people. However, for some reason, i couldn’t get the HTML code to work. They should have had a section on the test to question your internet abilities, in order to calculate a n00b related disorder. Anyway, here is my results in boring, plain-text:
...
March 2009
13 posts
Happiness
Tonight… was an amazing night. Here are 3 screencaps displaying the story of the night form major sports webpages:
1. Yahoo Sports:
2. ESPN:
3. CBS Sportsline:
However, the world is not a perfect place. Right-wing biased, FOXSports, had the following as their frontpage:
FUCK Villanova. Fuck them right in the ear. Stupid republicans. They must have forgotten that the state of...
I love the missed connections section of...
“March 8, a little after 1PM at the McDonald’s on Missouri Blvd. You were wearing jeans and a black MU hoodie. I was sitting at the table next to you wearing a blue button-up shirt and gray dress pants. I was eating with a friend of mine, you were eating alone, and I kept thinking that I should say something to you, but I thought it might be creepy. So instead I’m posting on...
Music Survey..
Number of Songs: 1,727 Number of Albums: 522
Most Recently Played Song: Bastille Day - Rush Most Played Song: Natural Science - Rush Most Recently Added Album: Soundtrack - South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut
First Song Alphabetically: A.D. 1928 - Styx Last Song Alphabetically: Ziggy Stardust - David Bowie Smallest Song Numerically: 2 Step - DJ Unk Largest Song Numerically: 3121 - Prince
...
Books that look Photoshopped
Have you even seen a book cover online that looked so ridiculous that made you think, “it HAS to be photoshopped?” Well, a recent posting from Something Awful features many, many books that look completely fake, but are in fact REAL BOOKS.
Here are a few from the posting:
Conversation of the day (via text message)
Stuart: This girls phone just went off and her ringtone was Safety Dance.
Dan: Best thing I heard all day.
Stuart: I figured you'd like that.
Dan: Was she hot?
Stuart: No. She was a porker.
Dan: Ugh safety must mean stay away instead of rubber.
I'm seriously considering applying for this... →
agoodidilla:
alexgoff:
agoodidilla:
mostly:
alexgoff:
I mean, for real. If I did this, it would mean that I would have to either take an online course (which is doable, I’m sure) this summer or take an 18 credit semester next year (which would suck) in order to graduate on time.
But, for real? I could work in the white house! And the application doesn’t look too difficult… maybe I’ll...
I'm seriously considering applying for this... →
alexgoff:
I mean, for real. If I did this, it would mean that I would have to either take an online course (which is doable, I’m sure) this summer or take an 18 credit semester next year (which would suck) in order to graduate on time.
But, for real? I could work in the white house! And the application doesn’t look too difficult… maybe I’ll fill it out just to see what happens. I mean, I don’t...
February 2009
19 posts
Rihanna and Chris Brown Are Back Together →
Man Dies After 12 Hour Viagra Fueled Orgy
“KTLA News
February 27, 2009
MOSCOW — He won the bet, but lost his life.
Police say 2 women bet their friend Sergey Tuganov that he couldn’t keep up with them during a 12-hour sex marathon.
The prize, $4,300.
Tuganov took the bet and decided to boost his chances of winning by downing a bottle of Viagra.
It worked. He won the wager.
But just minutes later, the 28-year-old...
Random Bitching
I am tired of my room being a freezer. For those who don’t know, the Reserve built their apartments very well cheaply. Every exterior wall is lacking sufficient insulation and does not shield the harsh winter temperatures. This wouldn’t be a problem if i lived in one of the front rooms, because the way our place is designed, those rooms only have one wall that borders outside....
The infamous bathroom
Not that we need further proof that the 2nd floor bathroom is enjoying a healthy creepy amount of gay sex, the following was found on craigslist:
“well boys I think I want to see what I can get into around the library if you want to maybe go into the bathroom you should be in 3east floor or on the 2nd floor I am going to walk around for a bit and see who I can find just want to get off...
Craigslist is a goldmine of entertainment.
While many people are out with their friends, having a great time on this beautiful sunny day, I find myself venturing into the colon of the internet: Craigslist. While I have observed these magical inhabitants of this foreign land for some time now, and have fond memories of emailing fat chicks and telling them they are fat-fuckers, i have never seen two people openly argue and make fun of each...
diaryofanalcoholic:
(via spectacularfailure)
...
For all your craigslist creepers... →
Watch“The Most Horrible Day of my Life.”
Update
I haven’t updated this shit in forever…so, uh - here you go.
I hate class.
I hate class.
I hate Econ class.
…etc.
More, uh - updates to come…maybe?
November 2008
9 posts
I REALLY REALLY WANT SOME CANDY RIGHT NOW!
I'm a FAT ASS.
Ever since i quit smoking on sunday, i have become an eating machine. Here is what i have eaten starting on Monday:
- 2 Dining Hall Meals (3 dishes + Dessert)
- 2 Pizza Hut Bread Sticks
- 1 Chick-Fl-A Sandwiches
- McDonalds (2 McChickens + Small Fries)
- Tombstone Supreme Piza
- Taco Bell (2 Big Taste Tacos + 1 Soft Taco)
- Half a (large) Bag of Sun Chips
- 2 homemade ‘pizza...
This blog has gotten too damn adorable
interrobangin:
Ditto for Grace.
Most amazing picture in the universe.
My Funeral
So, after deciding that i will be dying at a young age (probably due to high cholesterol/general fatness) i feel the need to start planing for my trip to the after world. My ideal funeral would be a viking funeral. To do this a few things will be needed:
1. a wooden boat
2. lighter fluid
3. fire
I think you get the general premise, but if you don’t, it involves placing my body in a...
HAPPY 1 MONTH ANNIVERSARY!
…really? it’s been a full fucking month since i’ve taken my History mid-term, and the cunt still hasn’t graded them.
FUCK THIS WHORE.